I mean this with a certain degree of admiration: he’s putting on a masterclass in jersey tugs, throwing weight around, and the little not-quite-fouls that affect games. That’s playoff basketball

As a Coloradan, this is amazing.

the sequence from :56 to 1:03 is brilliant. Jokic spins like a mass of dough in a KitchenAid mixer while Gary Harris cuts like a Wusthof and gets a fancy Jokic dish like a Corelle.

Right, everyone is so respectful of their neighbor’s peace and quiet whenever we hear about a citizen standing up for themselves.

You mean Steph blew 3 in 1 half?

It is literally his job

What, you actually know how horse racing works? Get out of here with that relevant knowledge and bring me the hot taeks about how replay sucks and is bad.

Not his first time failing to maintain a line an endangering other horses and jockeys. To be clear, the race today was breathtakingly close to a full on disaster 

I mean, if this wasn’t the most famous horse race in America that decision would have been made in like 3 minutes

Like an audible Girls script.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

American tourists are often loud and annoying and stand out like a sore thumb, and the English can be awful too, but I think they’re generally harmless as long as you keep them away from nature preserves, but I find that East Asian tourists can be downright destructive. Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but I feel like…

Vlasic: “It was the right call.”

Q: It was the right call?

If you find someone buying tickets for a movie annoying and smug, that sounds like a you problem. 

So it seems pretty clear that Thor Lebowski is going to be a huge Halloween costume this year, right?

Vegas 2018: The NHL tries to help certain teams win? Who would dare to even suggest this?

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

yeah but did Getting Hit By a Car get snapped or not?

Barry, I honestly enjoy your stuff the most of any writer at Deadspin but I feel relatively confident you haven’t watched these games, and wrote this based on looking at a few highlights and the stat line.

Still only the second-worst gaffe I’ve seen at a press conference: I work in higher ed communications and public relations and once had the president of a university I was working for say something truly fucking stupid and baffling and out of place at a press conference, then say “Umm...that was off the record, by the…