I’m really fond of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception in DC. It’s the largest Catholic Church in North America and was started in 1920. Neo-Byzantine to make it stand out among the various basilicas and cathedrals, too. The special part, though, are the chapels inside. There are 70 of them, all honoring…

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

(Jesse Ventura famously attempted to begin unionizing wrestlers before WrestleMania 2, but Hulk Hogan tattled on him to McMahon and the whole thing was scuttled.)

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

Besides being a child who can’t admit he’s wrong (remember, you started by saying “the Dad does literally nothing”), you also don’t seem to know what “move the goalposts” means.

You don’t have to move the goalposts.  You can just say, “Oh, I didn’t notice that the first time.”

The arrest was made after Jones tried to flee from IGC Agents Clyde, Pinky, Blinky, and Inky.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

The level of entitlement shown by a 10 year old (or whatever) kid who has courtside seats to an NBA game and also feeling like he can take a jab at a player who comes near him is fucking terrifying and pretty representative of this country as a whole. 

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Bingo. Capitalism isn’t going away any time soon, and Warren at least understands that, and understands the system well enough to figure out how to change it

Yes, the media and pretty much everyone else jumped on this story too soon before they knew all of the facts.

So can the Parkland kids sue Fox news for the same thing? 

Is Peter Theil underwriting this one?

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

Does he think porn is real?

They pay homage on rainy days when Browns appear magically from the Coliseum sewer system.

Yes, that too is a horrific incident that should have never happened. The problem is...we’re not talking about that. What is your motivation? 

I love golf, and I’m not afraid to admit it. I prefer to walk the course, but often that is not an option. I golf once a year (for the past 5 years) but I’d golf 36 holes or more every goddamn day if I was able to. Golf is awesome.