So don’t read it, moron.

full-on hermetic sealing of those buttholes

This shit right here? This is good shit.

Play a little high school ball, didja?

The Broncos should have signed Kaep about 14 times by now but they still won’t because John Elway is a right wing freak and I think his mind would explode.

Criminally underrated comment right here. +1

I mean, they kept possession in the zone the whole time, so... who cares??

That keeper 100% could have got back to clear that ball off the line if he didn’t implode for no reason.

Jesus fucking christ, people, go about your lives - it’s a goddamn movie, stop being scared of everything.

You ever think it’s for the more casual fans who would know the name but not the number of every player?

I too hate that, but in this case...

It took him so long to get that shirt up and over his head, right? If only Wondo had that much time for all his decisions.

For real! That guy would make a good Vinnie Jones cosplayer too...

Throw this fucking trash-ass, ratings-grab bullshit show into the fucking sun and never let it return.

I believe that was the joke, cause she used to be a registered R?

I wonder what temperature the pizza is cooked at...

A man with a backwards mentality of work v play and he wants to work more than is needed? Are we sure this guy isn’t American?

You’ve earned your hate-star.

FTFY

I can’t believe Serena Williams married THAT guy. He must be really... nice.