DeJong’s “Natural” DeDong has a nice ring to it.

That would fly in the face of the taxpayers, leaving quite a soar spot. No need to prey on them.

I was shocked to see that this happened to a black athlete in South Carolina. Huh.

A brief, rude response? Yeah, that’s Curt for you.

Agreed, as if the Marlins did anything other than lay down a bunt and then take advantage of stupidity...

Sure but I’m a Nuggets fan so, eat shit OKC

I’d like to know what she was grimacing about when standing on the scale... I mean, she looks in pain, but particularly in pain at that point... huh.

Pretty sure the red carpet for the ESPYs was AT 5 p.m., and I would like to live in the world you reside in if getting ready for an awards show can be done on a plane and/or in less than an hour... kudos.

Ray Ratto on this site has been an absolute fucking joy to read. Well done.

I directed the jumbotron for the Rapids and when they played New Mexico United and they’re fans were freaking INTO it... and they won, so there’s that... sigh, Rapids...

Here’s Josh when he finds out what they do to the bulls afterwards...

I know planes are fast and everything, but weren’t they all just in NYC up until like, noon Eastern on Wednesday? And the ESPYs are in L.A. at what, 7pm local at the latest? That’s a hell of a turn-around, well done ladies...

I want to live in a world where people aren’t upset about the race of the Little Mermaid and instead upset that Disney is just printing money with these stupid fucking “live-action” remakes (CGI is not live action, everyone...)

After she thought about the perks of dating a millionaire ballplayer, Martinez-Angulo decided she better pull an Odubel.

If only Prince William would stop and consider the barriers he’s faced by NOT coming out.

Haha right... there’s like 3 days between the end of the regular season and the start of the playoffs, right? So like... how, exactly??

What a bizarre non-stance you’re taking. LOL.

We, huh? What position do you play?

The question, here, is whether this concept would have existed at all without State Farm’s participation.

It’s a hell of an accomplishment to give birth to a child, no doubt. But then you gotta shit on men for no good reason just to bump up your hyperbolic article about how Superman don’t have shit on a pregnant woman, and... blugh.