themill83
Lawyer Morty
themill83

This x1000, for many many reasons. If I take my two sons out with me anywhere, I get the nicest compliments from old people about “what a great Dad I am’, which is nice, sure... but my wife takes the 2 boys out and literally has NEVER been given a compliment, in fact she gets old fucking asshole boomer women

Not all heroes wear capes.

Reminder that these two divisional opponents are 1700 miles away from each other. Just love that ridiculousness. That is all, carry on.

As a Nuggets fan I was exposed to the unbelievable “Soccer Mom Of A Single Child” mentality that Blazers fans, media, and apparently even front office staff have with this fucking team. I know it’s either the Blazers or watching a... :shudder:... MLS team when it comes to Portland sports, but jesus fucking christ

I also wouldn’t give the refs a pass...

Large rolling of the eyes.

He also broke the most important rule in life: Never Agree With Our Big Wet President

American tourists are often dumb and loud while Chinese tourists are absolutely oblivious and downright rude. Two sides of the same shitty-tourist coin.

I’m really not sure what you thought that movie was... but it was exactly what you’re asking for, for me anyway.

How does one smugly camp out for movie tickets? Also you are aware that no one has done this, as the internet is a place to purchase these tickets, right?

Came on here to say this exact same thing. I am a huge fan and direct the Jumbotron at Pepsi, and other than some great-timed saves, the goalie story in this HAS to be Mike Smith playing out of his fucking mind. It’s not wrong to say that the Avs should have 5+ goals in each game of this series. I feel like Barry

What the fuck is this take!? “The refs letting the game be played instead of calling the asinine penalties is bad for the league” is a scorcher.

Psssssst Russ is a cancer

It’s funny how it keep happening to him, and no one else in the NBA has these massive problems with away fans. Get thicker skin, Russ, stop engaging people and letting them trigger the fuck outta you so bad.

“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

With Elway’s teeth they make a hell of a combo.

Hot take: Pat Bowlen deserves all this shit for not fixing this disaster of a situation in advance.

AND the foul. Uhhhhhgggg. Poor Jamal, you deserve better.

Look at it again - they TRIPLED TEAMED Clemson’s #44 and still couldn’t stop him from breaking the line. Alabama #70, #79 and #45 all screwed the pooch. I’m assuming the “somebody” that Asshole Saban is referring to is those 3 guys, lol.

You realize that for many years now YouTube has streamed the entirety of Coachella for free, right?