The last time when you could plausibly criticize Tesla as being a con based on nothing was about 4 years ago.

But why didn’t you take the middle seat and let the shitting fiance sit on the aisle?

That whole ad campaign was low key hilarious.

After the first or second dump, you really should have given your fiance the aisle seat.

I just don’t get this. In my world of glory boy athletics, the top pitchers were also usually the best athlete on the team, also playing short, point guard, and quarterback for the high school team. This dude has a worse swing than most t-ballers. How is this even possible?

Using 146 hops, brewed on three days rest.

“Doctorale Thesis” sounds like a pretentious microbrew they would serve at a college bar. Probably a double IPA or something.

Valentine’s Day candy corn

FOR THE RECORD (imo): Candy corn is way, way, way better than fruitcake or mint juleps.

This’ll get me some flack because I’m seeing something other than how his words were (stupidly) structured, but I think he meant to include everyone in his statement about “ordinary Americans.” He tends to speak out against the millionaires, who are not ordinary, and he tends to contrast them with the rest of us who…

Part of me hopes Luck is just staying out so he can help expose the world to the fucking clown fraud that is Chuck Pagano (who I firmly believe is in the camp of coaches who think their success is their doing and not the luck of having a HOF quarterback on their roster).

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

Buckle up everyone!

In all sincerity, I think this is the most repugnant comment I’ve ever seen on Deadspin.

Yeah, poor Brad Lidge just disapeared. He never did anything of significance again after that home run he gave up to Pujols in 2005.

Except when he was the star closer for a World Series champ in ‘08.

If only Joe Buck had the decency to observe 3 hours of silence in honor of Vin’s career.

Jaywalking is a crime.

Thanks for making my point for me!

Thanks for making my point for me!