I did not state that Kansas turned him into one. But the way they bent over backwards to enable him, and the way Bill Self debased himself was shameful.

“That’s what most people thought I was going but I actually wasn’t making a gun,” Jackson said, adding he has seen the video. “I kind of wanted to put up the middle finger to him but I didn’t do that because I felt like I was really being watched so I kind of halfway did it.”

Not to worry. I’m sure soccer’s authorities will address the rampant racism and anti-semitism by doing sweet fuck-all as per usual.

Always appreciate a King of the Hill reference. Underrated show.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

After a long day of summer activities you go stand right next to a fire for a couple of hours? Huh.

Genius is oft decried as heresy by those who are butt.

Pro tip: Things that give off heat are also enjoyable to be around when it’s cool out!

Jim Tomsula, is that you?

Another Burneko fluff piece.

the dogs aren’t more fragile... but the people owning them are

Look, I like dogs, mostly. I had a dog growing up that I really loved. But like, dog obsession is making me anti-dog. Maybe it’s really just anti-teamdog and dog people.

Must be rated NC-17

Fan holding the toddler and trying to get in on the action is an early frontrunner for Father of the Year.

Anyone under 60, probably not.

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

This is ridiculous. I’m outta here.
Cech, please.

a fun but ultimately pointless exercise

This is great.