I most CERTAINLY did not bring my (at the time) 2 year old to the Broncos parade in 2016 and I was so happy. My dumb dumb friends did, however, and they were stupid and had to leave early cause their kid was acting up.

Also in fairness to NC State, take away men’s bball from Duke and they’re just as pathetic.

Richie later escaped the involuntary hold by slipping out the back of the building in a manner of having one’s true identity concealed.

Pff! Wives, right?

I heard a hot take on local sports radio the other day that Draymond would be a turd if he was anywhere else other than GS. Like, put him on Memphis and they win 0 more games than they did last year.

For real...

That cut SNL skit wasn’t lyin’.

+1 Goalie pulling

You’re welcome.

You look dumb now.

Is the equation Moving Screens + Harden Jumping Into Defenders For Calls = Playoff Success? No thanks.

Man I was hoping someone in the comments was gonna call this out. That second GIF he posted is what NBA refs should show as the definition of a moving screen at their annual conference or whatever the fuck they have... who cares refs are trash.

Uggghhhh the fact that this Timberwolves team of goobers lucked/overachieved for half a season and the Nuggets weren’t able to catch them drives me insane. Almost as insane as how bad some of the losses the Nuggets had this year drives me.

This needs more stars. My fucking eyes hurt after watching a Caps game, just a shitshow of a jersey tbh.

I hear ya, my folks bought their house in a not-amazing-neighborhood in a very nice suburb of Denver in 1993 for $80k and could sell tomorrow for $450k - and like I said, we’re the crummiest neighborhood in the area for sure.

Today, I am a sad Nuggets fan.

Free Throw Attempts in 4th/OT

The replies to this post are much more positive than I would’ve guessed.

They had a ridiculously good back half of the season.

We had one at my company where a poor new girl reply-all’d to an HR request for her W2 - we all got to see her address, DOB, SSN, and even her salary.