It’s like watching the two incredibly unlikeable but still very popular students fight. Blugh.

Where did he travel? The 3 he got fouled on at the end of regulation?

Spoiler: the house always wins; the sports books in Vegas are absolutely NOT sweating this.

The headline most definitely ignored the fact that the word was part of a song - almost as if they wanted you to read something that’s not particularly interesting by BAITING you into CLICKING it.

Settle down there, Excessive White Guilt.

There are fewer things less cringeworthy than a tennis post-match “dustup”.

If I could never watch anything but Parks & Rec, The Office and The Wire for the rest of time, I’d be just fine with that.

Only 2 of those on your list were even worth the time of day, anyway. Who the fuck would brag about watching all of The Big Bang Theory?!?

The author of the embedded tweet from the “hitch” link in the story (Jon Johnson) has some very good video of Fultz shooting in more realistic game scenarios, too, if you wanna update with those - it also looks pretty damn good!

Ha, that seems like an important addition to the story. Good grief, Tom.

Langoliers!

No shit. The headlines around the world outta be “Woman Admirably Games The Most-Gameable System Ever”.

You two both worked in death in a way that makes sense - hospitals and funeral homes, etc. The thing I’ll never understand is why this country is so fucking obsessed with death and violence and crime enough to necessitate entire journalistic operations that feed off of it. It’s terrible, the nightly news is disgusting…

Pictured: An Anders that will DEFINITELY accept your money.

Jackass.

This is a laughable defense of Westbrook’s terrible decisions on the final play. “He stopped playing cause he thought they’d get a 5 second call”???!?!?!

Same here. I wouldn’t wish that father’s or his family’s situation on my worst enemy.

What a jamoke. Get that moron outta here.

FTFY