Counterpoint: The Colorado Avalanche are god awful and are actually trying to not be god awful, so at least Vegas knows what they are...?

There were telephone phone calls

If only he had like, 59.3 million dollars to come up with a solution to the allergy...

It’s almost as if you’re just a huge Blackhawks fan trying to convince everyone that a member of your favorite team isn’t participating in some (justified) sneakiness!

It figures that the one time the Rockies are kicking ass in mid-late June, there’s 2 other teams that are basically the exact same, right with them.

Hot take: if you don’t have kids, there is no excuse not to be up and kicking ass in the morning. In fact, unless you have a medical reason, I’d go so far as to say there’s really no reason not to be in good shape.

Agreed: I’d like in soccer to see the only reviewable thing be whether the ball crossed the line fully or not. That’s all, the rest has worked just fine for what, 140 years?

What an herb thing to say.

#Herb

This Jerry West move makes all the more sense.

Come on guys, Kevin Stadler is a human being. He’s pretty big, but “blimp”? Seems harsh.

This is a picture I took at the Firestone-Walker beer bar in LA during Game 3. Now, granted, this was in LA and not the Bay Area and this was not even slightly a sports bar but... this group was all gathered around the TV and VERY loudly cheering for the Warriors and all celebrated passionately when they won.

Burying the lede here - what’s the terrible growth forming on Jimmy “Tussle” Fallon’s lower facial region?!

In older homes in certain parts of the country, yes it is. It was the best material to bury underground many years ago, iron pipe is crazy expensive.

In that the booth will be filled with one man and 18 different women? I get it.

Upper deck... of the two story Dillard’s she works at in Atlanta.

I’m not sure I’ve ever heard someone say “loose and fast” instead of “fast and loose”.

I’ve always hated the Giants, and things like this just make it easier.

My favorite part of the article is when PETA inadvertently answered the question “Hey PETA, are you a bunch of dickbags?”.

Point #3 is criminally underrepresented in all of this.