I’m so sorry for people feeling tight finances; there’s no shittier feeling in the world than living paycheck to paycheck.

I got a hot take: headfirst slides are dumb, dangerous, and 95% of the time completely worthless over feet first. Players should almost never slide head first.

That wasn’t from the 1.

This is very, very good.

That almost sounds like the cowardly Denver press talking to the Broncos, but especially talking to John Elway. Nothing but fluff questions.

Can’t we all just agree that the blonde girl 4 players back in line is super hot?

For their second case, perhaps JDR can investigate why he used to have Von Miller, Pass Rush King, drop into coverage on third down here in Denver.

Craig Anderson is a world-class dickhead, so whatever.

should Arsenal win the F.A. Cup, the club would not hold a victory parade.

Deadspin: Look At These Rays Take Their Time Between Pitches!

I haven’t had this experience that Reali had exactly, but I can remember one night when my wife was out of town and our son was maybe 15 months, having 2 beers and then kinda sorta freaking out cause I realized I was the only one home and I shouldn’t have done that. Like, I REALLY beat myself up about it and went so…

Ok, thanks.

I’m sure I’ll eat my words, but this year the Giants feel like they might not actually get back on track.

Online Comments Sections: you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Technology will peak when CPSs become a real thing.

I was waiting for someone to say it.

“Year ain’t over yet, motherfuckers.”

Fancy food and chef worship are absolutely lost on me. Fuck that noise. The best foods ever are the most simple and easiest to make.

I know what you’re saying, but please don’t justify Harden being his normal lazy ass self. He was DEFINITELY trying to draw that foul with a flop.

(Looks at standings as of this morning)