Pack it up, folks, we’re going home.

I, for one, still can’t believe that Boston sports fans are acting like assholes. What world am I in?

Yeah we all know he can play, Mr. Simmons.

Thank god he’s not with Arsenal any longer, they certainly don’t need his talents.

That movie gets me all kinds of bonered up!

What is this titty kissing you speak of? Safesearch at work is stopping me from using the google.

Or you could just tell us? I’m lazy

Agreed. This seems like if a 90 year old man ran someone over and they gave him 18 months.

Right?! Where ARE YOU, Joey? Of all the days to be late!

Thank you for this. Nobody does horrendous logos quite like minor league hockey. What’s going on with alligator’s snout? Those supposed to be skate laces right?... Why?

How is no one talking about the fact that he most certainly does not fall headfirst out of that truck?

I can only somewhat relate as we had a miscarriage before our first son was born. It was a horrible event and I can only imagine what losing a birthed child would feel like. Sorry to you but thanks for sharing.

I lol’d at the idea of a newborn baby disliking his father enough to somehow communicate to him “hey maybe you should leave”.

Well I’m sure the ridiculous bandwagon fans that show up to the Pepsi Center for games will be well and truly humbled by this.

Women’s Hockey Team: “You should have told us!”

Certainly not the first time a Nederlander has tried to fleece an entire population.

You know, I ALMOST bought that it wasn’t staged... until I realized Melissa McCarthy there is a huge Pats fan and she made everyone wait a beat to finish laughing before saying “snort - that was cool”.

Counterpoint: the way the shitheel Boston fans react is the reason why no one feels particularly bad about that bad call.

Related: you should check out Twitter right now for the monumentally stupid thoughts of Upper Midwest White Guys on the Chief Wahoo debate.