Agreed. Idiot Makes Bad Joke, maybe, but let’s not lose our shit here, people.

Get fucked.

He’s unreal, but my fucking god is that team a giant pile of nothing without him. Look at those team stats from last night.

Your attempted correlation is bad and your should feel bad!

This comment needs ALL the stars.

Down 2, two runners on base and only 1 out... you throw that pitch to “not hurt your catcher”?

Dude on the left of that photo does the Perfect Middle Finger, IMO... Make a fist and extend that bad boy sky-high. Doing the Clark Gable looks like too much work, and that finger gets lost in all the knuckles.

Sean Spicer was BUSY today!

I will never tire of Emmitt Smith No Speak Good jokes. Well done.

Who is the worst Republican right now not named Donald Trump? I type this as Butt Boy Paul Ryan lies at a podium.

What big summer blockbuster are you most excited for?

Yeah, agreed. I’m not sure whether it’s lamer to admit the US B Squad beat your A Squad, or to text the winner “yo check out how we celebrate 2nd place!”

Bill Simmons deserves his shit, but I distinctly remember someone asking him on his podcast about that game right after it and he admitted he had not been a Bruins fan for many many years - he only went cause his Dad wanted to go.

I’m failing to see how this was a gamble at all, and not just a complete fuck up. What reasoning is there for not putting someone in the box? I get that it’s so you have your full bench to rotate for the penalty kill, but EVERY team has someone (using the magic of statistics) who is the worst PKer on the team.

Ahhh, you’re a Pats fan. This explains a lot.

Counterpoint: Always be that guy.

The idea of a “mentor” in the NFL seems stupid. Unless it’s literally the last year of your career, and you for some reason you are convinced you’ll never play again, why would any sane person train their own replacement? Tossing a few tips or small helpful advice is one thing, but come on now.

I also live in Denver, and jokes aside, Tim Howard was the best goalie in MLS last year. I know it’s the MLS so he might as well have been playing basketball according to this site, but it’s not nothing.

Alternate headline: Writer Accidentally Puts Facebook Post On Blog

I worked that game last night.