Criminally under-starred comment right here.

At some point in the year, we’ve gone from “Boy, Cam Newton sure does hold on the ball too long, he better learn to get rid of the ball or he’s gonna get himself killed!” to “Boy, Cam Newton deserves more protection than other QBs who realize they can’t play like that!”

Optimistic counterpoint: Obama wasn’t able to do shit his first 100 days (or at all, in hindsight) and Trump’s own party doesn’t seem to like the shit he wants to do.

The worst part of that though is the idea that at some point soon, a fair amount of those 18-25 years olds will change their beliefs in order to further their own personal achievement. It’s easy to vote on your conscious when you’re 20, in college and have no family - it’s harder (for some) to do it when you’re 37,…

+1 Sam Waterston

I’d love to hate on Belichick for this but John Elway is the most conservative dude on the planet and I know he’ll be voting for Trump, so meh.

As always, this is good.

+1 ‘Berg.

I knew it was you, Donald! They took away your twitter so you hit up Deadspin instead, eh?

Nothing says local sports cameraman like zooming in on a woman’s chest.

Fantastic name, by the way.

Timestamp says you’re the last of the three Tobias references. It was good work, but I’m sorry, but you’ll need to pack up your desk in the next 15 minutes. Security will help you out.

I gotta know more about these guys.

No fucking shit. Who are these fucking weirdo white people with so much time to kill?!

Emmanuel Mudiay?! Say What?! THIS GUY??

...it’s hard to imagine any of those guys to topping the wondergoal Bárbara Latorre scored...

This for sure. I throw ice in my whiskey BECAUSE I want it slightly watered down.

This for sure. I throw ice in my whiskey BECAUSE I want it slightly watered down.

I work in arenas and stadiums, and I can’t imagine how much shit I’d be in if I interfered in a game like that dude ALMOST did. Wow, what a stupid move.

Did someone say “butts”?

I spot the guy who didn’t get it!