Feel bad for his wife, and good with her battle - when he was in Colorado, Craig Anderson was the biggest asshole I’ve ever had the displeasure of working with.

There are so many parts of the country that eat like absolute shit, and Pennsylvania is one of them.

+4 out of 7

Leave a Coin on a Cup of Ice Before Leaving Home to See If the Power Went out While You Were Away. It Works a Lot of the Time But It Also Might Not Work Every Time So Good Luck. Also If You’re in Doubt You Could Just Call the Power Company to Check If Indeed Your Power Went Out and Not Do Some Dumb Hack that You Can’t…

At this time, police have not yet identified the driver...

...granted, the Nuggets’ front line...

That is definitely not true.

I work in sports production and there is zero reason why he couldn’t have used his hands to hold that mic... or they could have spent roughly 10 seconds and run the mic through his shirt/jacket and put it on his lapel... or they could have spent an extra 5 seconds and grabbed a piece of gaffer’s tape that I can…

I get your point, but frankly the way it exists now is sort of like minor league baseball (a farm league to a degree), and nobody is freaking out about how the Single A Title doesn’t mean anything, you know?

This sentence is terrible. Look up what a “pun” is, too.

Very much so, but Deadspin never passes an attempt to rip on MLS, so there you have it.

+1 production joke.

More than care about your shitty comment.

Oh my, what a pull!

Yeah, good call - I just assumed it was for the super-spike. Is it illegal to spike it so damn hard? I’m seriously asking, since I don’t even know what a catch is anymore.

Agreed.

Couple of faces for blogs right there.

Certainly doesn’t help when they name a cheese after him:

Lean Lacy Lost; Large Lacy Lambasted: Likely Leaving Lambeau?

Criminally misunderstood joke.