At least this is the pinnacle for Cleveland since they don’t have a hockey team or a football team.

+1 beer can from the upper deck

I wouldn’t worry, they don’t have a hockey team or a football team so this is it.

...Two of them made Golf.com’s “100 Courses in the U.S.” ranking for 2015...

...perhaps his fate would have been different. But he Gawked.

+1 electoral college.

Good for him, nice accomplishment.

Usually you gotta be in the ladies room to see a Duche tossed like that.

...but now with some of the giants that play, a smaller defencemen’s hip when getting ready to deliver the hit can be closer to the knees of said giant forward.

I hate to pile on the NFL here

Don’t let the facts get in the way of your narrative:

Chris Harris must’ve been shit talking in the next room over.

That doesn’t make any sense but alright.

Naaahhhh, the Blues are dogs, choking is what they do.

I really had hoped that Von Miller singlehandedly murdering Cam “Dab” Newton would have crushed the dab, but I guess not.

Keep it up fellas and you’ll be playing for the Free Agent Stars.

If only somehow both of these teams could’ve lost...

This is a bad take.

You had me until the last sentence.

Cause apparently the concept of the vendor pouring a beer from a can into a plastic cup and giving it to the fan is not a possibility in the Great White North.