My absolute favorite part of the Buttfumble is when Sanchez rolls over at the end just to slam his own face into the ground. The ball is RIGHT there, but he knows it’s all over.

I’m not technically savvy but a big video game fan - how do you update rosters on a 30-ish year old game?

Well I’m an idiot. Reading is hard.

Three T-Rex vs. 100 gorillas: who wins?

I work promos for a movie channel and am literally watching/using Starship Troopers right now.

I like that the Cards Twitter post made sure they cut the audio early on the call, where the announcer noted that it should have been a ground rule double.

Not even kind of surprising. Golf is a very very very serious sport, and this exhibition that means nothing outside of dumb bragging rights is the most serious of it all. From the US perspective.

Of all the ways one could shit talk the writing of Billy Haisley, and this is your route, eh?

Well no. But alright.

His back must’ve just tried too damn hard.

I direct the Jumbo show here in my town and I would LOVE if people would do that. Maybe we’d do less stupid proposals if the crowd turned on it...

Well, you’re absolutely correct. Welcome to Screamer!

+1 neon plaid pant and Pabst combo.

Donald?

Not a good week to be a Ramsey, eh?

I remember last season when Man City wrapped up the title before September! A truly special year for them!!

Seahawks really pissing me off in that they’re making me like the Seahawks a little bit. Assholes!

Feel free to show yourself out if you miss the other shit so bad.

Run it out, Rockies hitter, and you probably beat that throw.

Totally, what with all those NBA games currently being played.