I’m waiting for an Onion article about how the Charlotte Police Union accidentally sent out a hissy-fit “we’re offended” press release, assuming they should be offended by someone doing something here.

“For it to flatten out at such a big moment right there is disappointing”

This malfunctioning troll bot is not nearly as funny as other malfunctioning troll bots.

I’m a white millennial male - can I fault him for that?

There are way too many options for people to be entertained for cheap now. I feel no sorrow for the big league sports who charge an arm and a leg and then complain about a lack of people showing up.

The pie to the face is amazing, but the icing on the ... pie... is this dude looking EXACTLY like Lance the Drug Dealer from Pulp Fiction.

+1

Man, this times a billiondy.

+1 not knowing what “calling a shot” means.

At least he’s keeping up with his misreading of your point - the exact thing you’ve said the BBWA should do if they want any kind of credibility.

Way to triple... quadruple?... down on your shitty misreading of someone’s point. Three people now have told you how you were wrong about what Derp wrote, yet you keep it up.

So...

It’s funny how the campus of a school can be so pretty but be surrounded by such a shit town. I’m looking at you, Norman OK.

Hey Terry? Gross.

Not entirely sure how this is a cool teacher, but alright.

My wife yesterday: “Let’s take our son to a Broncos game!” (he’s 2).

I like this joke and I get it.

Some goofball in a hat... and a red shirt... he’s bare-chested, the guy is drunk! But there he goes!

I am a Denver native, and don’t let the new $ fool you: there is a large amount of idiot old men (like this guy) who are very vocal around here and are always trying to fuck things up for the rest of us.