I think we got over it pretty fast by winning SB50.

I feel ya. This is my earliest fantasy team:

There are many many many better reasons to want to distance yourself from Tampa, Florida other than this wonderful sandwich. Pick another.

Agreed about the UT parks being flipped.

Oedipus fully endorses these two recruits decisions.

Wait a minute, I’ve seen this play before!!!

Solo explained her comments further to Wahl, stating: “I am confident I’ll be able to beat these charges like they were my nephew.”

If the Chargers are having this much trouble with Bosa, imagine the problems they’ll have with Bofa.

How dare you.

Jerry Jones appreciates hands like his.

Also a Rockies fan. Yes, the altitude here makes it tougher, but don’t listen to that excuse - the Rox drafting of pitchers has been by and large a dumpster fire, and they never seem to learn from their mistakes.

Boy, those 27 losses over the last five years don’t come cheap I guess.

Yeah but your “one word” is pretty important. Nazi Germany and Germany only have “one word” different but it’s pretty important, yes?

First off, fucking lighten up Francis...

Nigeria in the World Cup: Round of 16 (3 times)

Not exactly murderer’s row, is my point.

Goddammit, Edinson.

In the pigeon’s defense, he really hadn’t anticipated a soccer game that day, what with it being a fucking baseball stadium.

Sure he’s fired up, who wouldn’t be?! Brazil won Olympic gold for the first time, joining the elite international powerhouses of Olympic champs such as...

This Tom Brady Hair is by far my most disliked Tom Brady Hair.