BOOOOOOOooooooo

It is very, very easily both of those things at the same time.

Didn’t see Lochte peeing on anything in that video...

I wanna say something very snarky about “derp have a good car in the first place derp” but that shit happens to the best of cars, so whatever.

It’s your magical belief, so I’ll defer to you.

Some might say they did that to themselves a little bit. It’s tough to be sympathetic.

This is very funny and well written, but this part:

What’s the karma on Germany from a little dust-up they had, ohhh say, about 75 years ago?

Yeah it would be have been nice to hear it, especially since the headline is an obvious play off of it.

Oh, COME ON!

FIFY:

You asked this first question to make that dumb “backstroked” comment, didn’t you?

Props to the Kenyan dude on the right behind the guy who jumped on top of the bar to avoid a similar wipeout.

Counterpoint: themill83 is doing just fine how he is. Leave us... him alone and stop telling him our... his business, please.

I gotta go with the 10m high dive. I’d fall on my neck.

That Barbara is talented... beach volleyball player, keeper for the national team...

You want a real life-changing wake-up machine? Have a kid. I haven’t set an alarm in 3 fucking years.

You want a real life-changing wake-up machine? Have a kid. I haven’t set an alarm in 3 fucking years.

motherfucking #joketruthers