No shit! Notice how I didn’t say “upcoming” in my post at all.

It absolutely was not fine, but whatever you want to think.

It’s gonna be an odd 3-site-run for the World Cup - Brazil not being ready to host, Russia acting insane, and Qatar and all the dead people.

There can be no other jokes.

I ate at the In & Out in Goleta(?) CA right by there on a road trip once... the sun was setting on a gorgeous June evening and for those 20 minutes I don’t think I’ve ever been happier.

Well how else are they ever gonna see the Stanley Cup?

This is the best and most right comment.

Yeah but that’s not what he said.

Why are all of your banner stories on the main page things from 2013 and earlier? I know it’s Friday...

Also, from a tech standpoint - those people are holding microphones that aren’t even working. The audio is just coming through from the camera’s mic, not the things being held in their hands.

what da fuck is all dressed chips

Pictured, right: “Johny” Elway

That last replay is the best. YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT ON THE BAG, WHY ARE YOU CATCHING THE BALL, DJ?!?!

+2 personalities.

Shoes on? Not a problem.

True, I should give CR more credit than that - I meant from a ranking and rivalry standpoint, the USA should be more upset losing to CR at home than Colombia at home.

I can’t believe I’ve had to put up with this thread for this long.

Yeah I don’t get that one. Colombia is super fucking good. Getting blanked by them isn’t the groan-inducing event that losing to someone like Costa Rica would have been.

What’s more dead, that kid’s wang or dabbing?

The man absolutely can’t not make a pop culture reference in everything he does.