I imagine the tribunal looks like this, only slightly more evil:

Easy now, some of those pills may have been truly needed... let’s not all Russian to judgment.

Came here to make a Trump-wall-related joke, wasn’t as good as this one. Fell silent.

My wife and I got in our neighborhood early and now a lot of people are moving in with 1 to 3 year olds, and I couldn’t agree more. It’s been very very helpful. Our backyard neighbor’s son is 1 week older than our son - jackpot.

It must be awful to be so popular.

Yep. That shit happens. Neither of you are at fault, but they obviously can’t abandoned their kids to hang with you, so you either gotta deal with the kids or say peace.

If he is good enough to play for the Greeks, a team that went to the Round of 16 last World Cup, I really really REALLY hope that the goal of his life isn’t in a friendly against something called the Socceroos.

Announcer: it did not phase them one bit, they know every word!

She called out Steeler fans. This should end well.

Best Grams In Baseball.

Maybe it’s cause he looks like the male astronaut in Species 2?

A former Army Airborne soldier named Vinny Viola owns a hockey team outside Miami.

Hope actually walked out for a while before someone calmed her down by saying she can still strike her nephew all she wants.

This interaction is over. Go fuck yourself.

Shame that was literally the last time he was useful.

This is a fabulous list.

Also a Nugs fan... I guess you never read much into the matter then, cause that link cgrease posted even has quotes from Jarret Jack and Mark Jackson about how Iggy told them about the Nuggets tactics against Curry, and to play them tough.

What is the appeal of games like this? I find it bizarre.

I want to love the Rockies, living in Denver and growing up playing baseball. Unfortunately the Asshole Monforts keep me from being able to as they do everything humanly possible to infuriate the home fans.