Counterpoint: trains are awesome and you can sit and look out the window the entire time and not ever have to pay attention to the road.

Is an “Apex Predator” a predator that does great in the regular season and falls apart in the playoffs?

Watch little Enzo clown on some other Arsenal tots above

This is a good and accurate take.

I don’t know, the math being used here sounds perfectly fine to Getting A 62% On Every Math Test Me from high school.

Serious question: why would you play GTA 4 and not GTA 5?

Counter-counterpoint: no, that sounds delicious, eat your fucking vegetables already, junior!

Spurs’ smart recruitment and development and coaching fared better against Leicester’s cosmically ordained championship charge than did all the riches of Chelsea, the two Manchester clubs, and Arsenal.

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This is a very accurate take.

Joke Truthers are the best.

You should update this post and title to reflect the fact that no one at her work actually ordered her to do anything, at least in her own words.

His eyes look like two horrible vaginas in that still photo.

He has Risen.

Of course he’s fascinated by the souls of the former living wandering around in a meaningless existence. Jon Gray plays for the Rockies.

HIGHLIGHT TRUTHERING!

I searched on eBay for what I have, a 5th Gen Classic 160 GB Black, and they’re like 90 bucks. Mine’s in great shape, but shit I’m not selling it for 90 bucks. What the hell bro?!?!

No shit. Cooooold blooooooded!

Not sure if you meant to call her the wrong name or I’m missing something. I’m throwing myself at the mercy of the author.

I figured you were kidding - but yeah, judging by the amount of blood coming down his face whilst on the ground, I wonder if he bit his tongue?