And the least surprising part? They’re aaaaaall white people.

It might not be football, but it looks like Johnny finally found his life’s Colleen.

Looks like the bag is sold out now.

Looks like the bag is sold out now.

I don’t want to come on too strong, but we should be best friends right now.

This is by far the worst opinion of all your terrible, TERRIBLE opinions.

“First two acts of tonight’s play well received.”

Whichever it is, it doesn’t quite matter because Alex Killorn scored the only goal of the game and the Lightning are the first team through to the second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs the stupid fucking Wings are done bwaahahaha.

He didn’t even get close.

This is a good and reasonable reply.

The only team to beat both the 95-96 Bulls AND the 15-16 Warriors?

Biggest thing I noticed too was no music. Wow, is it quiet during the highlight. Just Dan Patrick and in-game nat sound.

“Young soccer BOY?” No thanks.”

Please put on your shades for dramatic effect next time, Mr. Caruso.

Trump, confused after reading the article, immediately called for a Wall to be built around Justin Bieber.

nah, she admitted to taking it after the ban. basically f’d herself out of that money by doing that. bummer for her.

And the second is a poor decision by the goalie. A couple of softies, honestly. But good for them?

This story is interesting. I wish an interesting person had written/told it.

Minnesotan children already did it, and did it with more adorable accents.

Chicken tenders above nachos?!

Good luck, but not a fucking chance.