Not since you last asked.

I had the same problem with my puppy, Steve. Try a milkbone and lots of praise.

Her attorney attempted to corroborate her story with a star witness, “Asshole Bicyclist Who Also Thinks He Owns Road”

A runner with an ego?!

I don’t know what he was thinking, starting a relationship with a Lady Techster - I mean his wife checks his phone all the time!

Why was a Phoenix television station live-commentating on an LA chase anyway?

The USWNT is head and shoulders above almost every other team... but nearly all of these are supremely stoppable goals. Holy shit. Some are absolutely pathetic.

Bomani Jones is the fucking best.

somethingsomethingsomethingALEX MORGAN CAN NUTMEG ME ANY DAYsomethingsomethingsomething

Deron Williams looks like Jimmy Kimmel’s Karl Malone from his “Man Show” days.

Every 6 weeks. High and Tight.

“The citizens of Man City have been scored on?! NOT IN MISSISSIPPI, bah gawd!”

We’re three days in an Baseball is already annoying as fuck. Goddamn you baseball, we needed you to keep us sane from the annoying NFL offseason and you’ve already fucking blown it.

This is some Trump-level stupid idea bullshit right here.

No Championsheep for Ramses.

The dude sitting next to me in my office right now has the white-on-white shelltoes. It is 2016.

This gets all the likes. Great find.

GO TO BED PEOPLE. Winner.

What a bicyl...

This is one of the first things that comes up when you google “go fuck yourself greg”