Sorry Hank but you dont know what youre talking about

From a 2013-15 Honda Accord in the Seattle metro area? Might as well be case closed, folks... with a car that rare in that small of a town, it’ll be over before sundown!

That’s called Today I Learned and you know exactly where you got it from.

View Truthers.

I would never use enough butter fast enough to let it sit out.

Also this:

Also this:

This would mean I’d need to go to Lowe’s though, which is a terrible act that I would hate myself for.

This would mean I’d need to go to Lowe’s though, which is a terrible act that I would hate myself for.

Jesus H Christ, just change your name or don’t. Holy shit. The amount of overthinking is killing me.

This seems very hard to believe. All of it.

What year is this from? Homeboy dressed like he plays for Villanova in 1985.

You mean Super Bowl Champion #Broncos logic?

I for one cannot WAIT to see how Cristiano Ronaldo tries to top this!

I see Jack Del Rio took a page from his own playbook with Von Miller and decided to drop back into coverage.

Ah the hypocrisy of Jezebel.

Nothing proves something is good or not quite like polling the internet.

It SHOULD HAVE died in the grays for being a lie.

Yet another group of old men who just don’t get Drake.

Winner.

Why yes I did. My bad.

This needs to be out of the grays.