I forget who beat those Red Wings in the WCF... someone help me out? Tee hee.

I give this a +1 for the effort and for the fact that I’ve enjoyed your career as a whole.

This. Top 5 dunk I’ve ever seen, stop making shit up about it; it’s already superb.

But stop doing the fucking hyperbole. Shit is annoying, that’s one of the best dunks I’ve ever seen, stop making shit up to make it somehow sound cooler. It’S ALREADY AMAZING.

2 true statements:

I SAID THIS YESTERDAY AND THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME!!!

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

Wait wait wait, a dumb coach throws a star Habs player out to dry and the player gets really pissed off and says the “trade” word? And the Avalanche are loosely involved?

ROFL @ Rolf.

Goddamn, Holly Holm fucked her world up. Wow.

What is with Canadian sports arenas/stadiums and cans? Did they learn nothing from last fall?

Rupp’s last miles were a thing of athletic beauty.

dynamite contribution!

Oh man, at the end of the video, the three sponsors of this QMJHL Friday Night Hockey game are the most Canadian fucking things I’ve ever heard:

As it stands now, Louisiana is well and truly fucked...

Update: The following note has been added to the top of Judge’s 2016 version of the column:

Both of these two are very very pretty. I approve this message.

As a very proud Colorado State alum, I can tell you that it’s just a REALLY shitty dot-matrix board in the shape of a Ram head (whose horns suffer from erectile dysfunction I guess?) that lights up based on crowd noise.

This is not like the stories I’ve heard about the Boogeyman.

Fortunately the world will never know.