Don’t be thick in front of me. You know exactly what she was trying to do.

... immediately puts one of those insufferable fucking “13.1" stickers on dog house.

Highlight Truther: that’s a fucking hold on #88.

This needs WAY more stars

I may or may not work in a capacity that I was doing replay at the game yesterday and trust me when I say - it was a solid catch. No juggling to speak of, just a great fucking grab.

Yeah, WELCOME TO DRIVING IN THE WINTER. Your evidence to try and prove your point against me calling out East Coast people for having their heads up their asses is to... link me to a story about how you guys can’t drive in even the smallest amount of bad weather?! Alright. Well done...?

I watched on the news last night how 1.5 inches of snow turned your town into a bunch of bumper car participants. I guess I can see how 2 feet would shut your whole city down and probably kill millions.

Not on the East Coast. There, the slightest snow turns people into a murderous group of savages that must fend for themselves until it melts in April.

All this talk of longer studs and scoring has Russell Wilson fired up to go home tonight, grab Ciara, turn off all the lights, lay her down on the bed and read her the ingredients of Recovery Water before falling asleep early.

SHOCKED FACE EMOJI.

Yeah you’re right... Denver, population 2.7 million, has no idea how weather works and we country bumpkins just can’t comprehend the so-phisticated workings of the big city like you big time elites on the coast!

Is it OK to order delivery during a snowstorm?

This - this times a billion.

Sweet baby jesus I have NEVER seen such an insane amount of HOLY SHIT THE SKY IS FALLING about one particular storm - I work at the Nuggets arena and I remember they canceled a game in late 2006 (Iverson’s debut game, actually) and people were very surprised.

If you think 40 points in 90 games, and only 6 goals, for the 3rd overall pick is good enough for a Cup contender, you really DON’T watch that much hockey (your words).

So you’re saying this isn’t the first time in history Germany has thought it’s better than someone?

EVERBAHDY SHUT DA FUWK UP AND LEAVE TAHMMY ALOHNE!!!

Funny how that works, eh? A good business plan and people skills breeds happy, enthralled fans and success on the field?! Who could’ve imagined?

Let’s just all agree that Germany is better than England and leave it at that. :)

re: Atlético... I understand the excitement over them and it’s entirely justified, but I fail to understand your “HOW DID THIS HAPPEN AHHH?!?!” mentality with them, Billy - they play in the largest city in the country, have been a power before and there are plenty of other rags to riches stories like them, Leicester…