#LOLMagpies

So they’re really nice shitheads?

Hey I work for that second one you mentioned, thank you for thinking of us ! haha

This is a pretty good start:

Couldn’t help myself.

BUT THE EAST COAST IS THE BEST AND ALL THE REST OF AMERICA IS JUST FLYOVER COUNTRY.

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I’m just happy that the story of a football player kicking in the general direction of a woman turned out to be a GOOD thing for once.

+1 Macklemore Seahawks reference.

I’ve never met one player in college football that’s like: ‘They can’t use my name and likeness! I need to be paid!

+1 Harden.

I know it’s NHL fans, I meant actual Coyotes/Scott fans, of which there are none.

Oh I would too. Fuck the NHL’s stupid fan vote and fuck the shitty “fans” that voted him in as a joke - Scott has none of my contempt here.

I give mad props to any man who is basically told “listen, your inclusion into this All-Star game was from a joke of a fan vote and once traded your new team thought so little of you they demoted you to a minor league” and says “yeah fuck it, I’m still going”.

Could you imagine if the Seahawks had kept winning and it was an exact repeat of last year, NE-SEA?

I really hope that your name means 11 people other people before you had the name “Kinjaisgarbage”.

This is disgusting. What a poor showing, and in front of children no less. I am sickened and saddened by what I’m seeing in this clip and someone has to stand up and say “this is wrong”...

Yes but very few players make the jump from Pee-Wee hockey directly to the NHL :)

Do pros ever come out of this system?

EDIT: Holy shit I didn’t really think about his skin color and the holiday today. No one needs to see this joke. Carry on, see you in hell.