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The curse strikes again! Aaron Ramsey is the subject of an article where Greg’s inane, rambling words murdered this potentially funny joke.

“Two Window-Transfer Sanctions”, Billy? I think you mean Two Transfer-Window Sanctions, unless you’re either coming up with new phrasing for the term or moving some windows around.

So do REAL lawyers, cited in the boston.com article...

“Not the crime, but the cover-up.”

Are you Matt Cain? :)

Or the LOWER THIRD ID THAT SAYS CHRIS LONG.

Lucky for Real Madrid and Atlético, the transfer door is still open.

It’s the only real thing on her, it stood out to me.

Agreed - true gem, Deadspin? Dude has a turrible voice.

+1 subtle jab at Boston racism.

+1

Belichick: DO YOUR JOB!

This needs all the likes.

When I googled LIRR this came up... can’t believe they have to say it...

Well yeah sure I guess - but if you’re an owner/coach and it divides a locker room, what does it matter? Both keep your team from winning.

Capitals Play By Play: Number 500 for The Great Eight!

If only there was a person on here who played for the Vikings and also kicked balls that could console him...

Brilliant. +1

...wondering if you misspelled Burfict on purpose...