So THAT’S why we’d always get beat. Son of a bitch!

I work in the jumbo arena world, and that’s not really how it works. The NBA replay center would never take the feed of the jumbotron, they’d take it from the TV broadcast cause it’s more reliable and, in general, better cameras/angles/operators etc.

This bowl has literally never not had a ridiculous name:

Sure looks like that’s a running joke. Pretty awesome.

Wait, Nick Foles is healthy and DOESN’T start for St. Louis?! Huh.

Just curious, do you guys HAVE to say “alleged/accused domestic abuser”? I mean, he WAS found guilty and then charges were thrown out when the girl no-showed to the re-trial. Plus, fuck this asshole.

Scotch tastes like band aids.

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I’m currently on the same jeans since Friday. I’ll go about 10 days on one. I also only have 3 jeans I rotate right now.

You truly are on a solid troll-roll today. Good work!... assuming you know what you’re doing.

Become a fan like myself and prepare for disappointment around... oh, late April of 2016 I’d say...

thanth you veby muth.

The athletic black kid does exactly what I do when I try that move? Nike deal please!

Starting for Arsenal is this Gust of Wind’s destiny; he’s been called a Gale Fourth Wind his entire career.

That Cam Newton better knock it off, it’s my First Amendment right not to be danced at by him. Seriously, though, congrats on his teams’ perfect 8-1 start.

Just post some more dumb videos of you two playing with swords and let’s move on.

Arsenal, since winning the league in 2004, have finished 4th place in 6 of the 11 years. The joke is that Arsenal should always challenge for 1st, they usually are right there at the end, but they tend to shoot themselves in the foot at the last minute.

Dance all the fuck you want, mang, you’ve earned it with your perfect 9-1 record. But if someone on the field gets pissed off you’re gonna see from them I’m sure, especially if you pop off in their face as they confront you.

Alright, I actually read the article now and wow. What a terrible argument. These is First Take-level assumptions going on here.

This is a silly, ridiculous debate that’s never going to go anywhere, we’ve talked about it a million times and is just about as old as the sport itself.