He was going to, but then bicycle-kicked it out.

+1 rod, +1 cone.

Idiots saying shit like this are why no one likes Seattle’s fans.

If you really think that the Broncos’ offense struggling is ANYTHING but the fact that their O line is a dumpster fire, you’re kidding yourself. This is a patchwork/makeshift offense cause they’re on their third fucking left tackle. This is also coming from a kinda-Peyton-hater, FYI...

It’s not a game of skill when you can’t control the outcome of a player’s performance. It takes it out of your hands. You can make educated guesses on how player’s will perform but [channels inner Herm Edwards] THAT’S WHY THEY PLAY THE GAMES!

Well I did say “pay an EXTRA $100...” assuming you didn’t have to ADD the cost. But point taken. Just go lift heavy shit!

+1 vial

Or talk about it all the time, whether someone brings it up first or not.

Yep.

I’d rather do it wrong and spend no extra $, but I’m also an idiot and cheap.

Yeah no thanks.

For my money, Dicken’s makes the best cider.

FWIW I’m an Arsenal fan. I’m just also self aware.

Solid commentary, but it gets passed right at the end after losing out to inferior-skilled commentary.

Lacerated kidney?! What CAN’T Aqib Talib’s fingers do!?!

Unless they relax those pesky rules about the AFC playing the NFC... don’t know about that matchup...

He was, admittedly, impressed at how the Colts were “quick to hassle back to the field” in order to get the win.

Yet another in a long list of #LOLRockies moments. Only this one isn’t funny. Oh well, he didn’t want to be here anyway... no one does.

Don’t worry about Robert, though, he’s got cousins in high places.

Best part of that video is Pheeel Seeeems reaction to the replay.