I’d like to see them try and pull that shit on Gustavus Adolphus this weekend! GO GUSTIES!!!

Just fucking perfect.

I’m a Broncos fan and would have loved to see him tossed. That was fucking embarrassing.

There is an argument to be made when someone’s vertical video hinders the subject being shot in said video... but this is not the place... please point out to me how this video being shot vertically kept you from seeing what was happening? Or how would horizontal video have made this better?

That Gregg Williams seems like a real cuntt.

The definition of insanity is listening to Jerry Jones and expecting a different result.

Hey the best way of deflecting your original stupid thought is to make up a strange, EASILY debunked lie I guess...?

Thank you for making my idiocy slightly less idiotic, but I can’t pretend that’s what I was going for. I was being dumb.

Let the record show that I am a 32 year old educated man with a wife and son and, until today, I thought there was an offshoot of the German language spoken in Austria called Austrian.

Oh boy. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go fist myself with a Rosetta Stone.

Nuts. What is it? I figured since it was an Austrian team.

Dude, this times a billiondy.

This is made so much better by the play by play being in Austrian(right?). The giggly, sing-songy read is just wonderful.

I will never understand why ANYONE likes The Peanuts. It’s the saddest group of pathetic kids that are constantly not happy, and the main character is mopey and depressed at all times. How this cartoon - the animated tv and film versions - ever became popular will always amaze me.

+12 parsecs.

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All this sounds nice.

Yeah but the population of Kansas City METRO AREA: 2,393,623

“That doesn’t really scare me.”

It doesn’t even have to be your birthday for Patrick Kane to make you cry, ladies.