Oh come on, no one who speaks German could be an evil man!

Judging by your replies here, I don’t think people understand your point. I do. I want you to know one person got it.

Pete Carroll later issued a statement:

Is there anything more terrifying than meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time?

Re-reading your first comment I see you’re talking about an example YOU saw at a game, and not the video from this game (cause that mom and kid were totally behind the net). I get what you mean now. I would still argue that the car drive to and from the stadium is probably more statistically dangerous than the…

Take it easy, Edgar Winter

...a man has been charged with mischief after a baby was hit by the spray of a thrown beer can...

Get in line, pal. Some of us have been here for years.

I’m sure they’ll consider your offer of taking shitty seats over these great seats for the ALCS. Smart.

Set that crow down, you don’t have to eat nuttin’.

Right, of course it does, but the line “it’s easier for men to ignore babies altogether” was what irked me. That is some grade A bullshit and a little pot-kettle shit too. I’m a serious feminist when I’m not dropping the occasional burn on men.

As far as I can tell, when I rush from the other room upon hearing Olivia wail to find my husband still immersed in BBC news, it’s easier for men to ignore babies altogether.

Yeah fuck you for not letting me bring my child into an inappropriate workplace environment! Fuck you for not agreeing with me!

Yeah I don’t get that either. That’s like bringing a chef with you into your kitchen but insisting on doing the cooking yourself. Odd choice, and frankly seems kinda silly to me.

That simple rebuttal was not at all simple. Ugh.

Your “simple rebuttal” was neither simple nor spelled right. Boo.

No thanks. That acronym sucks.

Hey hey hey now, settle down. This is Deadspin! You want accuracy? Save it for Dan Rather!

Yeah I don’t wanna listen to this shit: what’d you guys do to get suspended?