Different, but still seems right.

Goddamn you ladies are a tough nut to crack.

Haha, no shit. Is it 1949? “And then my super gal changed my motor oil!”

“What kind of NFL QB moves around?! Now please pass the tapioca pudding while I peruse the latest Readers’ Digest, Eli”

Yours was better. Well played.

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Haha, what? Why?! That seems so stupid.

As a Red Sox fan, wouldn’t you have LIKED that Thanksgiving? I’m confused.

Fair enough... if you ever see a Nitro Milk Stout though, give it a gander. The NITRO one too, the one in the black bottle. The Regular MS is good but Nitro takes it to another level.

PS you had Left Hand Nitro Milk Stout? That beer is lovely.

Haven’t had Left Hand’s yet this year but it’s a disaster? I thought it was perfectly fine last year.

Kid, I’ll show you a crazy lady 30 seconds if you’re ever in the Denver area. Bring lube.

Without the 2nd tweet it looks like he just fucking hates elevators. Awesome.

As someone who comments on Deadspin, I applaud you for having the guts to tell strangers you know better than the rest of us cause you played a little ball.

The Greatest Show On Turf 2.0

Will Gordon, you are one of the good ones. Fuck the snobs and their elitist bullshit. Good on you.

“And what’s up with that hole, bro?”

Yeah that doesn’t help your cause, dude. Ha.

“his ceiling is as a more athletic Zach Randolph with range”

It’s certainly not something that can be done dirt cheap.