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Good comment, needs more stars.

Serious question: how long until someone actually beats the fuck out of a smug ass umpire trying to be the star of the show instead of the rules-enforcer he is? And I mean up and destroys an ump, not just a punch or something... like bat to the noggin cause they get so upset.

And a Good Kinja to you

“Shitting the bed? That’s OUR thing. Get your own fucking thing, Nats!”

As for our prediction, we’re thinking another, how do you say it, Dos a Cero?

Esquire’s Chris Jones? Is that you?

Now we get something. And you’re gonna do time for it.

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+1 How’d That Go?

Uh he did, he took a 4 mil paycut and they just used it on an O Lineman... good job tho

Someone more baseball-apt than me wanna tell me why on earth, up 6-4 in the top of the 9th and with 2 runners on and nobody out, the runners were going? I know it was a 0-2 count but that seems incredibly dumb. It seems like you’re trading your very high % chance of getting at least 1 run in for an aggressive and…

Ha, no kidding. It’s the equivalent of some young-gun ball player desperately trying to get away from the Colorado Rockies so he could play for the Rangers.

Jeremy Guthrie: [reads article headline]

But then you’d have to be in Arizona and fuck that noise.

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I worked at a movie network and got to do the promo for Scream recently. Man, did that movie bring me back, and it really holds up well. Still fun as hell and very intense and scary when it needs to be. Thanks Wes, you knew what you were doing!

What a shame that all those hard working people in the stadiums and front offices and television studios now just have nothing to do until next August when the next season starts.

Right. Scumbag punches douchebag. Sounds fine to me.

It’s very hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who lets something like religion rule their life so much.