Like the sands through the hourglass, another year passes by where Chelsea have it easy and Arsenal get boned.

Did your soccer video editor recently leave or die?

This was pretty funny, but man sports radio is so fucking stupid. 3 hours of that joke? Yikes fellas.

+1 Females Only.

This is truly the Summer of Haisley - from the incorrect “bicycle” kick to the hyperbole at every chance.

Hell no. Own it, Haisley’s Burner Account!

Aww shucks, now I won’t get to hear the nonsensical ramblings of an idiot while I watch boys try and act like grown men.

Pictured: A lazy-asshole.

This comment is the definitive best.

As someone above said, he made his bed. No one made him take more money from a bad team earlier in his career over saying “you know what, I’d actually rather be a winner than take that extra 20 to 30% on the ol’ paycheck, thanks though!”

I understand you wanna set up the action in the first video but for fuck’s sake hire a video editor and trim that shit down.

The Little League World Series is creepy as fuck.

I still blame Macklemore for the Hitler Youth look.

Yeah, step 1 - lose the goatee.

If you’re gonna have that much to drink, Darryl, just let the babySydor take your son to the game.

Good advice, even better coming from a personal hero of my wife and mine’s, April Ludgate herself. Sidebar, she is still tight as ever so at least there’s that for her? I’ve never complained, ha.

I’m not entirely sure what the correct reaction to seeing Jeb Bush in person is, but I think this is just about right.

“And THAT’S why you gotta put bitches in their proper place.”

“LOSE YOUR CLIENT’S FREE AGENCY STATUS USING THIS 1 WEIRD OLD TRICK!”