The story is always the same; these chucklefucks want to be monsters, but never have that exposed to the public.

Now I’m no highfalutin nuclear scientist, but I believe that fission could be had if people would shove uranium rods up their noses.

I think that attitude is OK as long as it’s immediately followed with “...as a result, I’m going to get a second opinion from a qualified and respected expert in the field”. Skepticism is fine as long as it bends to consensus expert opinion.

Because the Southern losers like to pretend their Confederate heritage is all about pretty houses, Southern hospitality, Southern belles, horse races, bourbon and brave war heroes, without any reference to what their side was fighting for (slavery) or the fact that they fucking lost and can’t seem to get over it.

I’m confused.....

well, according to to this story, you take a picture.  

You stare for exactly 3.5 seconds, and slowly walk away.

I love how the father taking pictures of girls butts has to be told not to do that.

I saw them open for the Sex Pistols once. Afterwards, Pearl Jam came on the stage as a surprise act.

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others to provide evidence of inappropriate swim attire.

The teen’s one-piece swimsuit had reportedly bunched up and was showing her “intergluteal cleft,”

You made me want to sign up for this now. How does one go about becoming a ref for shitty little kids?

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

And after all that racist abuse, who ends up being school shooters???

Pam went to Pratt art school. Highly unlikely that she’d be a conservative.

“I shole is glad Grandpappy ain’t alive to see this, it would have kilt him!”

The lingering hand on the knee/thigh was a bold move. The first time I saw it, it gave me pause.

They fuckin.

I can’t q-white put my finger on it!

TOO MANY.