Chicago is important because approximately 50%* of the nation’s black people live there. Further, as we all know, Chicago is currently burning down in a paroxysm of the single most important cause of death and mayhem in America, namely black-on-black crime.** As a result, we can generalize about Chicago to the entire…

Man, ain’t nobody got time fo dat.

Fuck this article. Update it to make it clear that you had no idea what the fuck you were talking about when you wrote it.

But then how will I know that the world revolves around the patriarchy, if you won’t let me explain how consent works? I call misandry.

“Now, I’m no MRA nutjob...”

Yes, this is correct. Because feet are organs, you see.

Yes, this is correct.

I got bad news for you. Boobs are 100% sex organs.

Genuine answer: it depends on the kind of porn

Too bad Hugh Jackman is a Trump supporter.

What is the deal with these shittily-written “satirical” articles? This is the second complete waste of time I’ve read on this site. The first rule of satire is that it’s SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING FUNNY. This is GARBAGE. This is literally worse than 500-Days-of-Go-Fuck-Yourself.

You sound like a nightmare of a human being.

“Give 19 year old breasts-”

I feel bad too - bad that the car didn’t finish the job.

How can you possibly be unimpressed with their movie catalog?

I love how this fucking idiot says “the footprint of Christianity” like Christianity WASN’T INVENTED IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST. What a fucking ignorant asshole this piece of shit is.

Nah. Men who send rape threats are really just looking for any excuse to send rape threats. Trust that at LEAST 3 men out there have already done this. We’re not talking about people with critical thinking skills, here.

Well, to be fair, all Trump supporters are fucking idiots.

Typical liberal media. Sarah Palin has been nothing but consistent - when she’s calling for Americans to respect the “rule of law,” she is clearly not referring to whi- uh, upstanding Americans, but rather ni-, I mean bla-, I mean thugs. Yes, thugs. That will do.

You’re a fucking idiot.