Dogg, as a professor, I can safely say that it's because many (most?) of us are broke as hell. We don't all have tenure, you know. A lot of us are visiting or adjuncting.

Woah, they went with super African chick here, man. Girl is so black, she might be navy. She's so black, she makes Wesley Snipes look like Doogie Howser with a tan. She's so black, she's in litigation with Crayola. She's so black, Spinal Tap had to retitle their album.

Yeah, well, what if your daughter went to a frat party... in INDIA?!? What then, wise guy?

Yeah, this uncomfortably reminds me of that "You Gonna Get Raped" meme from a while back.

Yeah, and last I checked, Muslims in America were not lopping off heads in Times Square either. Idiot.