She's still not going to fuck you.

Someone who has bears for security guards?

Came to post the same thing and you beat me to it, good on you!

That roof-mounted propeller is way too small to get it off the ground.

Yeah I got into a bit of a dustup over on Earther yesterday for pointing out that making a comment like “People need to have fewer children” is really a way to place resource usage and carbon emission on PoC and poor people as opposed to the people who actually are the problem. One part of that ended up being…

I need a new burner account for when I am drinking.  Aside from that, I have nothing to add or take away from your comment.

Suspect. Doesn’t matter your age or the description given you are a suspect.

Down with horsepower. Up with weight.

Man, I feel the need for a cigarette.

Are you sure it wasn’t dr. evil who wanted laserbeams attached to the freakin planes head?

If swelling or irritation persists for more than four hours, see your doctor.

The good news is when you say “I’ll call you” on your way out the door you don’t have to feel guilty one damn bit after a week goes by.

It’s a choice at the point of vehicle purchase. A lot of people avoid certain vehicle/ engine combinations because they require the higher octane outlay of 50 cents to a dollar more per gallon at the pump.

How is having a pump w 98 in it as premium, a 92 mid grade, and an 87 low grade taking away your liberty? Gimme a break.

A V8 swapped Fiero. I can’t fit in the car, I can’t fit the car in my garage, and I can’t fit the conversion costs into my budget.

Yes.

Yep, they’ll still vote for him because Fox News advises Agent Orange on what say and tweet on a daily basis.

The same people who think that the way he talks out of his fat-ass is “refreshing”, and that he actually “tells it as it is”. Those who hear dog whistles words and say “yes, yes, yes”. Those who feel like it is their god given right to be on top of society by virtue not of education, experience, risk-taking, intellect…

Our birthdays are embedded into everyone’s Outlook calendars in the department... I’m actually against this. Fuck birthdays.