No, no, no! Unimogs are actually terrible off-road too. Our Army had them and they’d get stuck on a damp golf course. I never did figure out the reason but they were always needed a tow. I do love Mogs but they were underpowered and, yes, they got stuck :(

Love the cheesey truck! Price and environmental impact, not so much. Cat pattern, YEAH!

Nice bro, honest VW owners are all good by me! I  did own a V-dub once and loved it, but wow, the maintenance cost!

Hmmm, so I’m white and my love is black, I often use the term ‘you people’: I’m cheekily referring to women of course (which makes me a misogynist of course...not cool). (I’m a smart-arse and we’re in a way less racist country than the USA) 

You’re right  Mr Archer 

Please don’t take me here, my GF buys VW golfs for social status and tells me how little they cost in maintenance. She fails to mention the total gearbox replacement or the $1000 accelerator cable that has to be shipped from Germany. Meanwhile in Toyota Land...

Welcome to Jalopnick Liz, kinda like your proto-style already

Though technically (and totally pedanticly), tanks are on wheels. They have tracks running around those wheels. OK, slap me for this!

How on earth could you even figure out what Omar was trying to say? 😯 It seemed like such gobbledegook that my eyes and brain passed right to the next comment...

Even if I weren’t totally high; I wouldn’t be able to keep up with this crazy, convoluted thread. Marvellous!

No, no, no! They’re cutlery with wheels 😃