The gun-toting capitalists have definitely chosen a side, yes.

Just about everyone I saw justify their Trump choice had it based on A) Clinton is corrupt and B) Trump being honest.

I really don't understand the "wait and see on Trump" personality. I've seen lots of people (including, apparently, the Democratic nominee and current President) smoothing things over on these grounds when . . . well, we've had 18 months of this campaign. We know exactly what he's going to do, almost in what order…

Seriously though, the wife and I quit drinking (for dieting reasons) two weeks ago. It's cheat day for us.

I go to a Unitarian Universalist church and that's like, halfway to this. I'm in.

I was in my University's library earlier and I was talking to my mom on FB about how I was glad my grandmother didn't live to see this. My mom told me how proud she would have been of me for voting and speaking my mind, I broke down. I had to compose myself quick for class.

We'll try to make it happen for you.

I sympathize. There was a minute there when I woke up this morning after 3 hours of sleep and legitimately thought I had had a bad dream. Then it all came rushing back, the whole night at once. It was awful.

Is it too late for them to switch their study abroad plans to Canada?

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I can totally believe Adam Driver was Hayden Christensen's grandson, so they were definitely on to something.

That was actually decided by the Supreme Court in Stewart v. Illinois. Scalia was all about the Constitution, but he issued a scathing opinion in favor of melted cheese, his only greater love.

I remember finding one of his books screamingly funny and insightful when I was a teenager. So I feel sort of personally betrayed by his loss of reason these days.

Alright so I think we've got it. For President for the Democrats, Kanye; Vice President, Jay-Z. For President for the Republicans, Orson Scott Card; Vice President, Scott Adams.

I stand corrected. I would prefer not to be mauled by The Cougar.

Don't forget Andrew Ridgeley! Or do. He doesn't matter.

Oh, I didn't know. The TLC thing, I guess.

Never underestimate the Mudd!

No love for Grandma's Boy?

I had no idea IFC is showing it. What about it constitutes its status as "independent" or a "film"?