Literally all this guy has to do is feed his cult members a line and they’ll follow it. Reality has no bearing on it.

It totally makes sense that SNL would have one funny joke in two years and then immediately apologize for it.

I think it’s because he slouches so much in his other appearances.

Jesus Christ in just another Jew in Soros’ pocket to these people, I guess you could say

“Did you notice a sign on the prow of my ship that said ‘dead scallywag storage’?”

Hot take: 99% of tattoos look bad and are unambiguously terrible decisions. Pretty much the only good tattoos are anchors or hearts with MOM in the middle that guys who fought on Okinawa got.

[cries in Titans fan]

“Th[e] NY Post . . . is a mess and contains little complete or coherent info.” FTFY

I understand she’s an important figure in the party and an inspirational figure to women in politics, etc. etc., but the truth is she’s been wildly outmaneuvered time and again. Demanding that no one running for reelection discuss immigration or impeachment while the Republicans blast candidates with TV ads screaming…

Whoops!

Democrats can’t lead an assault on Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination, he expects them to . . . ugh, never mind.

The last, absolute LAST thing that I want is to sit through a year of campaigning between two elderly men hurling grade-school insults at each other. Many undecided voters see Democrats and Republicans as two sides of the same coin already. Saddling the party to an old white man who is the definition of Washington…

That’s too interesting, biting and relevant to possibly be true.

This is good stuff. Too many people -- both liberals and conservatives -- seem to think that blue states are 100% blue and red states are 100% red. 

As someone who lives in flyover country, fuck you too buddy. I’m just as liberal as the next person who posts regularly around here but I fail to see the difference in your “move somewhere where you have fair representation” argument than a conservative saying “America: love it or leave it!” You can hate Trump and his…

I’m amazed this take has managed to stay hot for seven whole years

I honestly don’t see why people think the issue was complicated for red-state Democrats. Talk to conservative voters, especially the kinds that turn out for midterms: the right-wing media has groomed them to hate and fear all Democrats no matter what their individual political brand is. It’s the same logic that has…

It’s why conservative, “salt of the earth” types, even ones who live near the poverty line will vote to give the capitalist system more power to fleece them. “But what if I was rich? It could happen any day!”

I was worried I would go the whole day without seeing Karn’s cock bulge anywhere, but thankfully I was saved from such a fate.

Okay, I’ve read this something like three times now and it’s just getting me more angry and more confused.