Agreed. She probably laughed her ass off and was like come on now, Will, I told you to take it easy on the wine coolers.

this is the best post that has ever been on kotaku or ever will be on kotaku

Track: Oh Shit | Artist: Pharcyde | Album: Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde

This is Kickstarter, and John Romero’s about to make you his pitch.

Or it could be that's it's 2016 and they're tired of the stars of every story being 20 something white guys. That shits tired. Not every one who plays video games is a Middle aged white dude. Black and brown people play video games too

If you love playing as white dudes...we’ve got ya covered

People getting “butt” hurt over nothing, again...

PSN gets articles when it’s down for a day. Because the only online game is Destiny. Xbox gets an article when it’s “malfunctioning” for a couple hours, because it’s the end of the world.

The same psn that was completely down for an entire day just awhile ago?

She needs to raise awareness for African wildlife next!

So brave. So moving.

It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

If a hipster fakes their artisanal product and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

I started playing this as it was released on PS+, and it’s been interesting to see the number of current active players fluctuate, especially as the “fad” aspect of it has worn down a bit.

Meanwhile, kid builds himself a clock and gets escorted from his school in handcuffs.

Man Fulfills Dream To Be Asshole In Comment Section

I hear Jamie left an epic poop in one of the toilets. Yogurt party!!

Trevor as the basketball was fucking superb.