Draw a man a dick, and he’ll laugh once. Give the man a paintbrush and he’ll laugh forever.

I am struggling with it because first I was like bitch please and then I was like damn hair game on fleek lol

Okay but like her hair game was strong af

I think his name probably...

I hate that selfie is even a word, let alone a cheap device created to do something that had been done before. I mean, I’m looking at the back of my Cap’n Crunch box right now while I’m eating and it has some shit about you could win blah blah send us your selfie blah blah hashtag.

Going from 48K to 128K was something. I got BASIC XE so I could use all the memory. No more two part programs. With the 800 I used to write data to disk then load the second part of my programs which would then read the data back in and continue.

OMG ! This little enginerd had one of these !!!! IIRC, I only had a thermocouple, but the box can take all kinds of inputs... I used to log the temperature of the room, or stick it outside and measure the temps throughout the day, or measure how long it took for my cream of wheat to get cold enough to eat without…

God help every last one of us.

Her face in this gif reminds me of Soundgarden's Blackhole Sun video.

Yes. SUPER racist. Like, she went straight past regular racist and created her own nazi super army of racist racists.

There's adults that think McDonalds not having chicken nuggets constitutes a 911 emergency.

What an enormous doucher. Everything from the way he dresses to the designer furniture that is on the stage for some reason to the way he can only manage to say a few snide words at a time in between his condescending pauses, it all screams doucher. Say what you will about Notch, but at least he isn't this guy.