I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

“HE LOOKED MOWA LIKE ‘STATEN ISLAND’ CUZ HE WAS GAHBAGE!”

What do you want, it is made by “Your Mechanic” :)

No years listed either. Are these all for brand new cars or for ones that were new ten years ago?

This is a terrible chart. It isn’t in any meaningful order so you have to look through all of it just to see if your vehicle made the cut to be on the list.

No, the “get the fuck off of me” is enough. That’s a red card in soccer, even for the language.

So if it’s not on the official to stop him who’s job is it then genius?

ffs...

It is A MILLION times dumber to assault a referee. Jesus, you’re dumb.

Really? You're doubling down on that shit?

*you have to watch this video for 2 1/2 minutes to see what happened...

Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

lol the textbook scam. And by that, I mean the scam where publishers print “new” editions every year, forcing students to buy brand new books instead of buying used.

My vote is for your sarcasm detector!

That’s ESPN’s argument too - but I don’t agree with it. The way one discovers information is important, otherwise HIPAA laws wouldn’t exist. Their lawyer say that JPP’s case is baseless because “Plaintiff’s theory is that it is fine to quote from a document, but it is unlawful to attach a photo of similar words as…

26.7 ppg career
2.2 steals per game career
.425 fg % career
41.1 minutes per game career
6.2 assists per game
Led league in scoring four times; one of only four players to ever do so
96-97 Rookie of the Year
2000-01 League MVP
10-time All-Star and a two-time All-Star Game MVP…
Named to a total of seven All-NBA Teams (First…

He spent too much money, treated his ex-wife badly, and ignored his kids while he got hammered by himself at P.F. Chang’s.

It sounds like you were a sucker who bought into the idea that Iverson was anything but a bad guy because you liked what he did with a ball. That’s on you.