“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

While I agree with you on the angst and feeling of moral disgust that a Trump Presidency is going to cause, unless his administration starts dictating the terms by which you can treat your patients, I’m not sure how this isn’t just abandoning those you’ve made it your life’s work to help? Wouldn’t you want to at…

If you possess the ball, you are on offense. If you don’t; defense. These bullshit semantics aren’t just meaningless, there wrong. STFU with this nonsense.

Samer, I feel foolish telling you this, but this joke is not about the Flint water crisis, nor is that what makes this joke offensive.

His parents are both actors and he’s a 6', 170 pound running QB who is only used as a change of pace. Let’s not pretend like this is some kind of revelation....

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

Way to step all over the joke.

And in an actual game no less.

If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.

“Wait, I was just joking when I said I’d rather watch paint dry than soccer!”

I don’t get it, Samer. Are you suggesting that the bandages are covering up a receding hairline?

Boy, is he in for a surprise!

On second thought, Pence might be the greatest troll ever. Ruining the night of these rich liberals who spent thousands of dollars to see a Broadway play.

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

So by “modest success” you really mean “less failure,” and your proof of the white house success is an article on the white house’s website. A few weeks before the election, no less. I’m sure there’s no bias though...

Unusual. Many times you have to look below the surface to see a wife-beater.

Paul, share with Tom.

Oh, that is just fantastic. I don’t think the ball even makes a half-revolution. Maybe not even a quarter-one.

Never said it was easy.

Well, this was much more enjoyable than my first Swedish knuckler.