*Mike drop*

LaRussa used to plan out elaborate pranks on ex-staff but he was always too drunk to follow through.

You have to admire his unwavering love of tinted windows.

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.

Incoming: unfounded assumptions that failure to do what was asked will result in punishment. Might as well give up now. This place is an echo chamber for stuff like this. Bottom line is LSU is a scummy organization for daring to make a request. Anyone who says different is just completely wrong.

No... They just said to not bring LSU or their logos into it. They completely support the right to protest.

+1 sad tail at the end

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Your daughter is straight up cold as ice and I LOVE her

wow turtle murder

I’ll make this as exposition-free as possible.

The training staff will have to answer for this.... earlier in the week, all the trainer told the media was that Noah had a bad toothache.

A few stray observations.

You don’t leave it to chance.

I didn’t understand a word of this article and then I watched the video and my god, that was insane.

No I prefer tuna.

Counterpoint: Cancer researcher dying of cancer.

Sadly, there is no such thing as peternity leave, as I learned after strenuously arguing with my employer for time off when I got my cat.

Excuse me...but is that a short sleeve suit?