He’s as salty as the two Predator fans in the comments.

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.

“What, do you need a SAFE SPACE, you whiny liberal SNOWFLAKE?!?!?”

* approves of giant wall, buys thirty more guns, terrified of Syrian eight year olds *

born inbred* Ohioan

You clicked on Jeff Teague.

Ah, beat me by two minutes! (The comments take a while to load)

I hope my commentary justifies its continued existence; that, and I can’t delete it now.

He’s absolutely correct that NJ Transit is the “absolute worst” and also “incompetent,”

Gambling. Gambling is the only acceptable reason to be an asshole snitch.

I took this one step further in my head - whats to prevent you from using this to try to swing things in your favor in a gambling sense?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Wtf Chicago

Out of curiosity, would it be better or worse if they looked like ass that wasn’t from the ass factory? Like, homemade ass, or some sort of hippie organic free range ass or whatever.

Dont’a Hightower is scheduled to fly to Pittsburgh tonight. But storm also expected to hit New Jersey. So Mother Nature now figures into FA.

...pointing out why somebody is bad versus giving them enough rope to hang themselves...

I sometimes wish the NFL had relegation, just to see how low the Browns could really go.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Coming off 3 - 13, that doesn’t look so bad.

Yeah, like we are going to take the word of a known criminal.

Wonderteen Christian is also the name of the most dominant high school basketball program in Texas this year.